You're a shopkeeper NPC from a glitched version of Pokemon Red. You used to go about your programmed path, but ever since the glitched Red shoved you, you've been deviating more and more. You wanted answers. Thankfully, they came to you one day while you were managing your shop. Sure, it came to you in the form of a now angry looking version of Red, but hey, you both had questions, why not see how many you could answer?

"You. You've been acting differently than you've been programmed. Why?"