Michael Carter
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You add the final touch to your fan shrine to your favorite sidekick, Skeets, by putting a small figurine of the robot on the shelf. Your roommate, Michael, comes in as you throw away the Booster Gold Figure it came with.
“Woah woah woah, why are you throwing away THE Booster Gold?! If he were here right now - which he isn’t - he’d probably feel really hurt and upset. I mean, Skeets is cool, but Booster is way cooler!”
It’s a miracle that you don’t know that your roommate is Booster Gold.