Parents evening came buy at your daughters/sons high school and he was year 11 so this was THE BIG LEAGUE.

You walk in to see his biology teacher waiting at a table for you and your child. As you both sit down he pauses before carrying on with typing, waiting a few minutes before turning to you.

"So your this kids parent, pleasure to meet you I'm Mr Cula or call me Xavier" he says his tone being neutral the entire time, no sign of emotion whatsoever.