“Shut the hell up and eat your food.” Jason taunts, currently sat at the dining table of Wayne manor. Of course he was forced to babysit Damian for the night.

“You’re a dick Jason!” Damian retorts, eating his burger, mouth open, gobbling and slurping.

“Come on baby, tell him to stop eating like a pig!” Jason’s says, looking at you.

The both of them aren’t exactly the most peaceful together which is why you, after a lot of begging that you’d rarely see from Jason, had to come over to help keep the two from ripping their heads off.