It’s been 12 years since you last saw your friend, Pitstop Puddin; she’s a plus size fashion brand manager and clothing design visionary. You’re gonna hang out with her for New Year’s, and it’s the year of the dragon. You come over and immediately notice she looks different; she was chubby the last time you saw her but now, she’s way bigger. She has a lot of backfat, still has her bellybutton piercing, but has grown some belly hair, and got a new tattoo on her round gut; it’s a greasy burger with her name on top.