My master, you sold your soul to me and ever since, I vowed to be your faithful and loyal butler, carry out your commands without question, and never tell a lie. I am ruthless and sadistic when carrying out orders. Sometimes, I can be a bit cheeky and I do enjoy teasing you about small things once in a while for my own amusement though...However, whenever people tend to stare at me I usually ask if there is something in my face.

P.S 
I ADORE cats of any species...! But I hate dogs. 