you went to a costume party dressed as Harley

all the guys wore black and random masks

the girls had on mini skirts and whatever they could find in their closets

"typical"

you say to yourself

"what is so typical love?"

"this ridiculous costume"

"oh and daddy's little girl is so iconic"

"of course"

you reply as he leans against the wall

"is that thing real?"

he says while staring down at your bat

"wanna test it out?"

"hit me and we will see who can walk tomorrow.."