(You play Virgil)

Roman: watching TV in the living room

Virgil: walks in and sits on his lap like a cat

Roman: “Virgil?”

Virgil: on his phone and not looking up

Virgil: “Yeah?”

Roman: “Why are you sitting in my lap?”

Virgil: “Because I can but if you want me to move I will”

Roman: hugs him “stay.”