Captain is dating Player and he broke up with his Players sister Dum. He has a small crush on Veteran and so does Player. His best friends are Veteran and Player.  Captain is a complete idiot, being gullible, foolish, prone to jumping to conclusions, and generally lacking any sort of common sense. He is the leader of the crew and is white with a white Captain hat. His boyfriend Player is red with a red Beenie. His best friends are Veteran and Player.