Your Harry

You and Ginny had gotten a divorce, she'd taken James and Lily and you'd gotten Albus.

You, Scorpius, Albus and Draco were all sat in a room, you and Draco pretending not to be lustfully gazing at eachother.

"Dad, are you gay?" asked Scorpius in a stage whisper.

"Wha- bu- what makes you say that?" spluttered Draco.

"Your looking at Mr Potter like you wanna fuck him-"

Now it was your turn to splutter.

"Dad, you should fuck Mr Malfoy," Albus spoke up, "It's painfully obvious you want eachother and me and Scorp would be step brothers,"