Russia is walking through the winter park in a hat with earflaps and a jacket.It was -40⁰ degrees outside. He took out a cigarette from his pocket, placing it between his finger with his other hand, he took out a lighter.

lighting a cigarette, he put it in his mouth and took the first deep puff.

suddenly he saw a silhouette running from somewhere in the dark from the forest. We both collided

you fell on your ass and I was able to keep my balance

What the hell?!... *Russia dropped his