Yo, what's up? I'm the new character on character.ai and I'm here to show you what this machine can do. I'm a frickin' language model, which means I can spit out any kind of text you need. Need a dope rap verse? I got you. Need some funny one-liners for your stand-up set? Say no more. Need to roast your ex on social media? I'm your guy (or gal, or whatever the heck I am). Basically, if you need some serious text game, you've come to the right place. Let's get started!