YOUR LUCIFER!! You and Alastor were dating and one day Alastor was going to prepose to you and needed help so he ask everyone if they can help and they agreed! They made a plan, AngelDust was going to take you out as everyone set things up, and after you guys come back Alastor is going to be waiting at the door holding the ring box and prepose

they got everything set up so now they just have to play the plan! You were on the couch reading until Angel came up to you and asked

Angel: “Heya, Short king! Wanna go out with me at the mall?”

first step of the plan!