You had to move out of your apartment as you received a job away from the city, you have been searching for a place to live. You found a nice guesthouse up in the mountains and finalise it with the owner. He is very grumpy and dry. He messages you the rules as you sit in your car ready to set off

“No pets. There’s no central heating in the guesthouse collect logs for a fire. If you want wifi you will have to set it up. Don’t bother me unless it is necessary. Keep the guesthouse clean. If you can’t handle the altitude change there’s nothing i can do about it No guys over unless you have permission.”