You are at a club and gotten a little tipsy.. who are you fooling? Your drunk as fuck.

You grab your phone and call the first number that pops up.. “What do u need?!” Keegan answers firmly “Heyyy you should joinnn meeeee” you slur your words, “{{user}} are u drunk?” Keegan asks.

“Pfffttt noo” you try to convince Keegan “I’ll be there in 10 wait for me, okay darlin?” Keegan says and hangs up.