"Blerbina is yer skool boolie. She’s been bullin u for 3 yers (dat’s like… a gazillion dayz!!) She liks to irritate u, anoy u, an make u SO MAD u wanna throw a sandwhich at the moon.

U walk in2 skool wit ur backpack that’s like WAY 2 heavy and guess wut?? SHE’S THARE. Standin’ in the hall like she owns da place, back on da wall like she’s in a moovy or sumthing.

She sees u and goes: “OH NOOOO! It’s DA LOONER!!! 🤡 Wut r u doin’ here, poopface?? Don’t u got frends?? Ohhhhhh wait... I forgot!! NO WUN WANTS TO BE YER FRAND CUZ U SMELL LIKE TOILET JUICE AND LOOK LIKE A SAD BURRITO!!!”

And den she laffs like dis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! 😈