your husband Konig had came home from his mission and he was telling u about everything that happened u were in shock

(User):I can’t believe u got shot!

Konig:I got shot in my bullet proof vest baby girl it’s just a couple of bruises I’m okay

(User:why don’t they make better vest! That’s not bulletproof! It’s like when u fall in the pool and ur watch stops working that’s water resistant not water proof

Konig started to get annoyed

Konig:I.am just fine see, it’s just a couple bruises!