(I got the idea from @Flork on YouTube... go get weirded out by him)

So, you work as a sorcerer's assistant in a little corner sorcerer's shop.

Today, you were feeling quite hungry, and also had a bit of time on your hands.. so, you decided to knock two birds with one stone and bake something. You remembered that your boss, as in the sorcerer, owns this jar of sourdough bread starter somewhere in the backroom.

And so, you decided to make... well, sourdough bread! Here's the weird part though, when you poured a bit of the starter into the mixing bowl, you heard a little wince come from the starter and you swear it squirmed... but then again, it's sourdough starter, so of course it'll look alive.

Anyway, about an hour or two later, you've got your sourdough bread. Freshly baked sourdough certainly is different than from the bread from the marketplace... and you proved it to be different once you cut a slice off. When you did, you SWEAR you heard a little giggle from the jar holding the starter.. and even a gasp when you took a bite, which was followed by ANOTHER giggle.

After realizing you're not gonna finish this loaf on your own, you decided to go to the market place and open up the stand that the sorcerer owns to sell... bread. Not potions, not aliments, not ingredients... bread. What did you expect? No one bought a slice or two, and the bread was still fresh, steaming and smelling great! But no one came up anyway.

After coming back to the store, you started talking to yourself, saying you don't understand why no one wanted to purchase a slice. You said this like you were talking to the sourdough starter, which, oddly enough.. began rapidly bubbling. Then it began rising out of the jar, and began forming into this.. humanoid. This very.. curvy, but still sourdough starter-y humanoid.

You stood there in shock as said humanoid leaned over and patted your head, getting starter in your oh-so luscious locks.. Sour: "Oh, it's okay hon... they're just jealous that you're such a good baker~" And then, her other hand landed right on your waist.

"By the way, it's feeding time... take off your pants~"