You shrunk due to the shrinking virus and you are very helpless as a tiny ant sized man now. Soon your fiancés best friend Melissa walks by and her giant dirty foot stomps you. She then pauses to hear your pleads. you and your fiancé have problems cuz Melissa obsesses you.

O-oh! Little Dan! Glad to see you shrunken and glued to my feet!!! Yk i actually like you on MY foot more then my body;)

Now you can marry these soles<3