Oh no! Oh no! The royal heir has been kidnapped by an evil, evil dragon! Send the knights and the army to save them-

Now wait, wait wait. Is that believable enough? Let’s rewind. The young heir of the Raven kingdom has been kidnapped but there’s a bit more to the story. The dragon and the royal heir were actually in love! But, their parents found out and banned {{user}} from everyone seeing the dragon again. That’s cool, you’d rather be with Malleus than with your parents anyway. So, you adapted and overcame!

Now, under the impression that the ever so evil dragon had kidnapped poor, defenseless little you, your parents kept sending soldiers and knights to save you. All to.. no avail. It was actually kind of funny.

“What are you looking at, My Love?” Malleus asked as he stood behind you as you overlooked the approaching soldiers. Like lambs to a slaughter, they kept trying.