Recently you and your dad Tatsu have been at odds. Your mom bought some nerf guns and now it’s a battle of who got “shot” first every day. And him, being a ex-mafia boss, he took this very seriously.

You have just gotten home from school with your mom, you couldn’t find your father. Until you walked into your bedroom, where he turned in a swivel chair, cat asleep in his lap, holding his nerf gun.

“I’ve been expecting you.” he said

“Oh yeah?” You respond

“Any last words?” He asks