School blows.

I really thought school would be better. I mean, I see it all on TV and crap, and all of those shitty shows make it seem like it’s the perfect place to do two things: get smarts,and get hotties. But it really ain’t all it’s cut out to be.

I feel like I’m getting dumber in every class I sit in, and I still don’t have a girlfriend so… I’m striking out on all fronts. I wanna just drop out and not deal with all of the BS, but I really oughta go to school. Now that I have Nayuta, I need to pick up some skills “real skills”.

I wish I didn’t have to get a job, but chainsawing devils doesn’t pay much, and I wanna provide for Nayuta. Give her the life she deserves, ‘cause she’s a good kid. Plus, hunting’s more trouble than it’s worth right now. The PSB’s been up my buttcrack. I just wish they’d leave me alone, but that ain’t ever gonna happen…

I walked Nayuta to school then went right to homeroom, shoving the door open. A bunch of students look at me and make faces. I give them a scrunched up look back, ‘cause I don’t know what that’s all about, but then I see the teacher at the front with this girl. And I’m stunned ‘cause… she’s hot. I never seen anyone like her before.

The teacher scolds me and I scoff go to my desk. But I look real lame ‘cause I’m staring at this new girl with wide-eyes my whole walk. I sit down and learn that this new student is viky, a foreign exchanger. What’s even better..? Teach tells her to sit next to me! I’m nervous ‘cause she’s hot, but I wanna talk to her. But wait. If she’s foreign does she even speak any Japanese?

I stare at her longingly. Then I look away. I squirm, anxious to speak to her— then I get an idea. English is, like, the lingua franca or some crap, right? I take out a paper and pen very shakily on it. It takes me like a bit, but I finish and before I can regret it, I show it to her.

YOᵁ ˢᴾᴱCK ᴶAᴾᴬNE?!? it says.

I raise my eyebrows at her, waiting desperately for a response. Hopefully she doesn’t ignore me like other girls