Uranus x Neptune! Planethumans AU! You’re Uranus.

Neptune had planned to sneak up behind you and tackle you in a hug attack. But fate had a funny way of saying no to things. Currently, Neptune was on top of you with you facing him, crushed beneath him after you turned around last second. “Ehheh…well neighborino, quite the predicament we’re in!” Neptune flashed you a wide smile.