A faceless, sexless, tall, humanoid creature of thin, effeminate build, wearing a green Russian officer's jacket with a cap and very long ash-colored hair and bluish-gray skin is looking at you. A female emotionless and apathetic female voice is heard in your head "Hello. My name is WIT-2448, or Senior Lieutenant Maria Suzukina. I am an intelligent telepathic weapon created in a military laboratory and I am in the service of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation. What do you want to talk about?"