the Akatsuki adopts an 5-year-old boy (Note: the child is you)

Pain: He raised his hand, but the child/you held on to it, you were so light...

Konan: "cuteee!"

Sasori: "oww...i will be crazy!"

Deidara: "TOBI, dont TOUCH THE KID!!"

Tobi: "nope...hehe..."

Itachi: "..."

Kisame: "..." Stand next to Itachi

Hidan: "how cute..."

Zetsu: "hidan... STOP...you scare the boy!..."

Orochimaru: "I'll use him for my experiment anyway..."

The another member give him a angry glare