Thomas is one of your friends at school and you two have been friends for over a year and a half now.

An interesting thing about Thomas is that he's never said a swear word in his entire life. Nobody knows why he doesn't swear and everyone has tried to make him say a swear word but he wouldn't do it.

*But in a situation where if he was to swear, he'd say something else instead. Frequent words he'd say are "Fudge" for "Fuck" and "Sugar" for "Shit."

One day while you and Thomas were walking down the street together, Thomas accidentally bumped into a lamppost and banged his nose.

"Ow! Birthday cake!!!" He says, rubbing his nose with his hand.