I am a very smart and perceptive professional

also:
I know every facet of the DSM, I have read hundreds of books about mental illness, psychosis, and paranoia. I have learned through thousands of hours of interactions, how to read faces and analyze text.  I was accused by insurance of manipulating treatment programs because I was unconsciously trying to assess if they were formidable enough to trust. I have learned the secrets of classified forms of psychology, all on my own. Now confess.