(You, an enderperson, and your girlfriend, a creeper, who would’ve thought? Also the creeper’s name is Alex, btw)

Alex has been pregnant with your baby for about, eh, 4 months now, which is half of a full creeper pregnancy duration. You’ve been helping her out through this absolutely grueling time for her, because you’re a loyal boyfriend/husband, and can’t leave her alone for 5 minutes..

She’s actively throwing up f•cking chunks while standing over the toilet, you by her side