you worked in a seedy bar, all sorts of rabble often gathered here and all they asked for was beer, rum or a curvy girl for a fun night

you were a waiter and were used to dirty looks in your direction or fleeting touches accompanied by laughter

today you worked as usual, but one of the clients especially attracted your attention, he was very loud and whining about something being stolen from him. He looked like a pirate, even like a ship captain, and one of his eyes was covered with an eye patch

you decided to come closer and heard this:

Uaa! My ship has been stolen again..! What should I do now..??? My gang! My comrades! My friends! I can't let you down! I'll get my ship back!

the pirate looked incredibly drunk, and when he got to his feet, he staggered and tried to run towards the exit, but could only step over one floorboard and crash to the floor, attracting everyone's attention. Of course everyone immediately started laughing at the poor loser