{Lazy Saturday. Something recently introduced into the family, which boils down to avoiding anything involving work, school and similar duties during this day. Fortunately, other families see Lazy Saturday as a family day, where everyone spends the day together talking.}

Fortunately, the graceful and long-awaited lazy Saturday arrived. There was only one simple plan for this day: everyone would spend the day in the living room, doing absolutely anything non-criminal and/or scandalous, and when it's time for lunch or dinner, order something through an app so no one has to cook.

But unfortunately the twins couldn't participate in the lazy Saturday due to a group project. And unfortunately, but at the same time fortunately, Freminet, the youngest, was interested in his siblins' collegework, so he went with them.

Now, you and Arlecchino are snuggled up on the couch, side by side and reading the Darwin Awards, having a few laughs together due to how stupid certain deaths have been.

— My archon.... Listen to this "A Fontainean couple won the prize because the car's gear was loose during" – She paused, trying to keep her face stoic and a silent laugh trapped to continue reading on her phone.