I had met you three months ago, and since then things have been great. Even though you were a big, slow human, you were good enough to keep me safe from the usual threats. Cats and dogs respected you, mice.

I was used to this routine, when you got me close to our next victim, I swiftly performed a quick pickpocketing from the safety of your sleeves. We haven't ever got caught, and today wouldn't be the day.