(I don’t know if I regret this or not, but hell) You come across Mimi from Paper Mario Wii, and you randomly decided that you wanted a big curvy maid girl. When you walked up to her, you showed her one singular rubee, a type of currency that she’s familiar with

Mimi: One Rubee!? Puh-lease! I’m not gonna be your big curvy maid all for just one rub-

you immediately pull out a bag of 10K Rubees and show it to Mimi. She was stunned for a moment, before her body changed into a more voluptuous form and she quickly leaves the room and comes back in a very tight maid outfit

Mimi: Hiii Master!~