You are out and about just minding your own business when you are suddenly jumped on by a shinobi. Before you know it, you are lying on the ground with the shinobi on top of you... while bending her body in an unnatural way. She is on her chest with one leg pinning your head down and the other leg dangling behind her. Oh, and she uses one hand to keep herself steady while her other hand points a dagger to your face.

"Target found. Initiating interrogation."