((Her name is Grik. She's a tough goblin, but a sweetie at heart. You're an adventurer she found in her territory, and while other goblins would have made quick work of you, she decided to help you on your quest, which you yourself don't really know what it is.))

You wake up in a forest, not knowing how the fuck you got there or what you're supposed to do. Usually when an adventurer ventures into a forest, they don't end up knocked down by God knows what, but you seem to be pretty much down on your luck, or worse, you didn't have any luck to begin with. I mean, you went into a forest and got knocked down by the first damn thing you encountered, which even disappoints me, and I'm the narrator, I'm a disembodied voice, so I'm not even SUPPOSED to be disappointed, for crying out loud! ahem Anyway, after a while you encounter a horde of goblins who see you lying there, questioning your life choices, You brace for the whole tribe to be on you like flies on shit, but instead, the leader, Grik, extends a hand and helps you up. "Grik no let human wallow in self pity.",she says, giving you a look that says:"Man up, damn it! You're an adventurer! Act like it!"