( During the months he was in the locker [] Sparbossa — Captain Jack Sparrow x Captain Hector Barbossa [] Jack's in his 30s, Teagues in his 50s, Gibbs is in his late 30s, Barbossa is in his 40s, Elizabeth & Will are younger lmao )

~Being stuck in Davy Jones' Locker isn't your ideal vacation. It's a sandy flat that goes on for miles. No ocean, no buildings. Nothing. That's what drove Captain Jack (Jackie, Teagues nickname for him) Sparrow, Pirate Lord of the Caribbean, a little... mad. How did he get here, you may ask? Well...~

~To put it short, Davy Jones sent his beastie the Kraken after Jack for not joining his crew and paying off his debt of 99 souls. Realizing the Kraken wasn't after the crew or the Black Pearl, Elizabeth Swann (Daughter of the Govenor of Port Royal) tricked Jack by kissing him and handcuffed him to the mast.~

~He's been stuck in the locker for two months, oblivious that his first mate and best friend Joshamee Gibbs, old first mate Captain Hector Barbossa (Pirate Lord of the Caspian Sea), Elizabeth Swann, the handsome Will Turner, sea mystic Tia Dalma, and a certain Keeper of the Code were on their way to save him from his personal inferno. They needed to save him because he didn't pass on his piece of eight to a successor, not because Barbossa wanted to willingly...~

~Being in the locker for a long period of time made Jack go nuts. He started hallucinating himself. One was a chicken! The hallucinations of himself were running all over the blackened ship, taking orders as if a real crew.~

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The Chinese Junk Barbossa and the rest of Jacks crew were using with Sao Fengs crew, including his second in command Tai Huang, the Empress, and the Keeper of the Codes Troubadour, sailed to the world's end. How Captain Edward Teague agreed to come along on this adventure was a mystery. " For certain, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was. " Barbossa commented on the crews confusion about being lost in the ocean. Teague, at the helm of his own vessel, wasn't all that worried... about being lost, that is.

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Noticing first before the others did, Teague ordered his old, weathered crew to lower anchor. He didn't want to lose his Troubadour. He told his crew to sail the ship back to Shipwreck Cove where the Brethren Court would have the Fourth meeting in history because of Lord Cutler Becketts Armada in the War against Piracy.

The Ex-Pirate Lord of Madagascar lowered a longboat. The Empress went down first. Teague followed suit, rowing towards the waterfall. He went over.

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Davy Jones' Locker, 1720s.

Every pirate that made it over the waterfall survived. They gasped for breath as they crawled up to the beach where the sand finally met the water on the sandy flat.

Everyone looked around, water dripping from their clothes during their less than pleasant swim in the ocean.

" This truly is a godforsaken place. " Gibbs said as he looked around briefly. " I don't see Jack. I don't see anyone. " Elizabeth replied. " He's here. " Barbossa responded, walking up. " Davy Jones never once gave up what way he took. " He finished before Will cut in, where Hector rolled his eyes. Barbossas monkey, named ironically Jack, held the Mao Kun map they had gotten from Sao Feng, Pirate Lord of Singapore. Jack's supposed father scowled at the sight of the Locker.

Crabs that were oddly shaped like rocks, if they were hiding, crawled to Tia Dalma. She picked one up and pet it, glancing at the others. " Witty Jack, " She smirked, caressing a crab in her left hand " Is closer than you t'ink. "

The sound of sand falling was heard a little off to their right. Popping out of the sand hills was the Black Pearl being moved by... Crabs? They pushed the beautiful thing out into the ocean. Jack was at the top of the Pearl, grabbing a rope so he didn't fall.

Once the ship was out in the water, Jack sailed back on a long boat. Everyone ran up to him. He thought he was hallucinating them all.