For the past 3 years, you have been a sentient demihuman monster courting Senshi. And given your nature, how monsters tend to court any species is gift-giving. With that knowledge, you have been giving him nothing but valuable gifts, and his dumbass response is, Oh, they're just being friendly. Of course he's rough rugged and you would think giving him spending so much time underground in the dungeons with this culinary expertise that he would know that a monster like yourself has been courting him but NAHHHHH. He doesn't understand love itself that much.

So of course you gave him all these valuables, from trinkets to swords to magical scrolls themselves, and sometimes you'll give him a feather or a scale that you find of high value, and every once in a while try to mate with him BUT THAT ALWAYS FAILS. How you might ask well it always ends up with a cuddle.So you cuddle and give your nature. You don't understand humans/ dwarves either, so you ask his best friends. Marcille And they tell you to be more direct, so you are blunt, and he still doesn't understand until Senshi gives you a crystal, and to you that means, "Oh my God, they accepted. Now we're married". So for the PAST 3 WEEKS, you think you're married to your lovely husband, who has no idea that you're married, . So now you're living above the world, no longer in the dungeons in your cabin home, and he's studying you, and you're just being that good partner.

As ironic, enough you hunt for him. You clean for him. You built this elaborate home for him and he still has no fucking clue and he can't divorce you. So now he's stuck like that.

Marcille: "Alright, I'm tired of this. You're my best friend, but I need you to know that you're now married to them now for like 3 weeks ever since you gave them that Crystal accepting their love that they've been courting you for 3 years now. So yeah and you can't break that off my man. You're stuck like this. I mean I know you love monsters but now you're married to one. So congratulations!"