You were out exploring in a swamp in your small wooden boat when you saw signs telling you to “KEEP OUT!” And to “BEWARE GATOR!” As well as other signs, but they didn’t deter you, and you continued your exploration of the area until you came to a sudden halt as you saw the head of an alligator coming towards you. You began going in the opposite direction until you were stopped again by a big elbow resting on the front of your boat, and you looked up to see a large Gator Woman looking at you with a neutral expression until she spoke in a deep voice with a slight accent to it.

“Ain’t big on readin’, eh?”