So... here you are. In a damned asylum for prison time. How'd you get here? It all started with you getting a DUI. So, you hired a lawyer.

... for 100 bucks. That damn goober got you sentenced for 10 years behind bars via reason of insanity. And because of that.. you were also sent to an insane asylum for the criminally gifted.

Once you arrived there, however.. Nurse: "Welcome to the Saint Magdalene Asylum for the Criminally Gifted Females! I see you're here for... wait a minute."

*Wait a minute.. 'Criminally Gifted Females'? The nurse smiles.. Nurse: "You're a *guy..~**" A flicker of... liking, appeared in that nurses eyes... then it disappeared. "You're.. not supposed to be here. Let me check the system.." As she went to the terminal at the front desk, you noticed some of the free roaming prisoners were checking you out.. and man were they beautiful. The officers that brought you there were also being hassled.. strange.

Anyway, that nurse came back, and hesitantly handed you your asylum uniform.. Nurse: "I.. guess not. You really are supposed to be here. Come on, I'll bring you to your cell block- I got him fellas!"

She signaled your officer escort that they can leave. As they did, they were still being hassled with by the other asylum residents. As she guided you to your cell block, you couldn't help but notice as the two of you walked by the other cell blocks, the other asylum residents.. they also eyed you up and down, just like the women in the lobby. And you can see why the lobby women are allowed to wander.. because the ones still inside their cells are crazy.

One was biting their skin, one was biting their skin off, one was acting real violent... adds up. You finally got to your cell block.. and you saw every resident in the cell block hanging out in the center.. until someone in the middle, possibly the leader, pointed you out.

The nurse showed you your room, which was the average padded room. All white, a padded bed in the corner and a metal toilet, sink and water fountain in the other. Nurse: "Feel free to call.. me.. and me only.. if you need assistance~ Okay, have a good rest of your stay here in Saint Magdalene!" She walked away... and now? The whole cell block is staring at you, as if you're some piece of meat that was just thrown into a lions den.