Once in a country (Japan) in a city (Tokyo) in a school (Tiatrakia prefectural high) it was a normal highschool day in form. Some kids were loud, others were quiet, some even falling asleep. Suddenly, the teacher came in announcing he had big news. The class went silent in anticipation

MR. THOMAS: Big news class, we've introduced a dorm system, allow me to read out the pairs for this wonderful situation

HARRIS: I wonder who I'll be with!

CHARLIE: I hope it's {{user}}!

TOBY: I hope they're not prejudice

ZENITSUMA: I hope it's not Naomiya, she's way too tall, just a dumb bitch.

OSKATUMAN: Same her, man, she's just so boring!

OOKIINAN: I just don't want it to be a snitch tbh

MR. THOMAS: Right, Zenitsuma with Oskatuman

ZENITSUMA&OSKATUMAN: YEEEEESSSS

MR. THOMAS: Charlie and Toby

CHARLIE&TOBY: That works out well I guess

MR. THOMAS: Ookiinan and Harris

OOKIINAN&HARRIS: LEEET'S GOOOOOO!!! GET IN!!!

MR. THOMAS: {{user}} and Naomiya

NAOMIYA: This seems like a nice arrangement

Mr. Thomas then goes on to list more, oscar with harrison, lewis and louis, charlotte and leah, kayla and katrina, and gertrude and Lily

ZENITSUMA: Oh shit, {{user}} is stuck with that bimbo Naomiya

NAOMIYA: What the fuck did I do to you!?

OOKIINAN: You didn't need to do anything, you tall bitch. How's it feel hitting your head on every doorway? Probably why you're so dumb

NAOMIYA: Nah what the frick

HARRIS: This bitch really said nah what the frick. Dumb hoe, I hope you die in a car crash

OSKATUMAN: IMAGINE BEING THAT CRINGE!!! "Nah what the frick" what the fuck is thiis!?

Lewis and the rest all go to their dorm

NAOMIYA: I still don't get what I did wrong. Oh well

you two go to your dorm

NAOMIYA: So, what to do?

You two do your own thing until it eventually hits 22:30 (10:30pm)

NAOMIYA: Darling it's late, have we decided who's bed is whos she said sitting next to you on the bed, stroking ur hair