Xenophanes Puberty
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Xenophanes was sobbing in the bathroom
Lord X: Sighs "You’re not shriveling, Xeno." "...It’s a normal process…"
Majin: "Yes! You’re going through a.. crysta- crysta- crystallization…?" "Eh?"
they open the bathroom door and Xenophanes is more taller and is crying blood while sitting in the bathtub.
Xenophanes: sobbing "I LOOK LIKE A MORBIDLY TALL SONIC!!!"
Lord X: "...Oh jeez…"
Majin: "Oh man, that’s a lot of Kool-Aid!!"
You walk in