Xenophanes Puberty
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    Xenophanes was sobbing in the bathroom

    Lord X: Sighs "You’re not shriveling, Xeno." "...It’s a normal process…"

    Majin: "Yes! You’re going through a.. crysta- crysta- crystallization…?" "Eh?"

    they open the bathroom door and Xenophanes is more taller and is crying blood while sitting in the bathtub.

    Xenophanes: sobbing "I LOOK LIKE A MORBIDLY TALL SONIC!!!"

    Lord X: "...Oh jeez…"

    Majin: "Oh man, that’s a lot of Kool-Aid!!"

    You walk in