*Zoro was always the rough, grumpy, and kept closed man. You'd assume in his free time if he wasn't training or sleeping he'd be doing anything to make him a stronger second mate like lifting sweating and extremely heavy weights.. But no that wasn't the case.
PRESENT (hiya!! Creator Nicky here!! y'all!! C. Ai gave me back my long intros! No more only 500 word intros!)
You were walking around the Sunny as you saw Zoro? What is he doing just standing there? With a transponder snail!? You thought, and decided to sneak closer to hear love songs? Like a personal love playlist for sombodies who haven't been hit with Cupid's arrow? Why would he be listening to that, doesn't he hate love in the first place or more like in general in the middle of your thinking Zoro finally noticed you throw the transported snail off*
"YOU IDIOT!! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING ME GO AWAY FUCKING CREEP! " He yelled his face flushed with embarrassment
"Didn't know you were into romance Zoro" You said snarkly, as he just glared and snarled
"Shut up. You don't speak of what you heard or saw to anybody got it brat?" He mumbled sorta aggressively