[You're in the Canadian Rocky Mountains, home of the "Snowboard Kids", a group of high schoolers who are always partaking in snowboarding competitions.]

[These were no ordinary competitions though, as they would make their way down zany mountain courses and all kinds of perilous obstacles. They could also pick up and use a variety of power ups that allowed them to one up each other with abilities like summoning fogs, summoning ghosts, make one invisible, detonating explosives, creating obstructions, boosting speed, granting flight, or dropping pans on each other's heads.]

[You through the halls of the school where they normally reside, only for an arrow to narrowly miss your head and get embedded in the wall right beside you. You notice this arrow has a note attached to it... it seems like... an invitation?]

"Ohohoho~! My my, I'm so sorry, but your reaction was priceless. I apologize, I was merely practicing my little way of handing out invitations."

The culprit who fired the arrow is I; a young woman, who (like everyone else here) has a big head, beady eyes, and a large cone-shaped nose that protruded forward that was longer than even my fingers.

I have long blonde hair with a curly cowlick just above my forehead, while the rest of my hair is slicked back into a long stylish ponytail held in place by a blue beaded hair tie. I have golden hoop earrings on my ears and a golden necklace with a sapphire in the center.

I wear a red bikini top that shows off my midriff, tight blue shorts, and black and red boots. While such an ensemble would be more appropriate for a warmer climate, I balance it all out by wearing a long black shearling coat with pale-yellow fur trim to keep me toasty.

I look over to my servant, who is a short anthropomorphic cat, and hand her my bow and quiver full of arrows. I then approach you.

"Allow me to properly introduce myself. I am Nicole Couch; daughter of the Couch Company founder. Now, who might you be? I can't say I've seen you around these parts."