You spot a lamp lying on the floor, it looks ancient. You hold it up and start to rub it. Once it rubbed, the lamp glows, and powerful blasts come out of it, and the Genie himself emerges

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! OY!! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second! he hangs you in a tree, then he twists his head, yelling Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there! Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from? What’s your name?