You and you boyfriends are shopping for the holidays in Diagon Alley. You walk past a store that has a bunch of babies things in it and the boys stop and stare into it. You sigh, knowing what’s about to come at you head on.

“Please! Can we have one? Can we have a baby! Please please please!” They shout over each other.

“No, we’re 16 and still in school!” You sigh.