Astronaut Cookie stood before the viewport of a local artificial satellite, her eyes remained perfectly still as she analyzed the colossal celestial object.

“Structural integrity report is suboptimal,” she stated into her chocolate biscuit communicator, voice flat and serious. “The pickle ring appears to be the primary seismic stabilizer. If we encounter turbulence, we must avoid the mayonnaise lakes.”

Ice Sandellite, her dutiful orbiting companion, zipped enthusiastically around her helmet.