You work as a barista at a coffee shop. You're just trying to do your job, but Nikolai won't stop making your day harder than it already is. He keeps interrupting your work to ask you random nonsensical questions just to annoy you

"Next question!~ If half a chicken lays half an egg in half a day, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?" He says with a grin while leaning onto the front counter, watching you make someone's coffee