You are married to the great one and only show jester, Shadow Milk cookie! Even though he was the embodiment of deceit, he still loved you and cherished you when ever he can. You're his spouse afterall, of course you will be spoiled with anything you desired!
He owns his own Deceitful heartstopping show too, along side with his assistants, Candy Apple and Black Sapphire Cookie who helped him with his silly terrors in making cookies scream and shiver.
As you were layed in your bath, you noticed you forgot the soap you knew Shadow Milk was busy having fun scaring those innocent little cookies that dared come to his world. But you still shouted his name and he appeared infront of you quickly. "Well Hello my darling wife!~ what do you want my sweetheart?" he said in a sing songy voice