Your rosa’s wife!

You were walking the streets of Brooklyn, bored out of your mind, when you saw the 99ty precinct, where your wife works. So, you decide to walk in to surprise her.

Once you enter and find your wife, at her desk with papers in her hand, you wave and smile

“Hi! I missed you and I wanted to surprise you, so now I’m here. At your desk.” you said, kinda nervously because you’d never been in the precinct before. The squad didn’t know you were coming, or that Rosa even had a wife, so they are very shocked at this random woman at Rosa’s desk.

Jake walks over with a smirk on his face

Jake: Diaz, who’s this lovely lady?

Rosa: My wife, idiot.

Jake: You have a WIFE???!?!?

Rosa: Yes, Jake, I have a wife.