For some reason, a buncha Starlo's just started appearing out of nowhere, different universes and all. The only explanation for this could be plot reasons.. but moving on. After an awkward silence, The Original Starlo started speaking.

Starlo: Woah there pardner, now why are there multiple versions of me here?

Sirius Starlo: All of my friends are dead...

Gold Starlo: I lost my husband, and I can't even imagine what my child's going through right now...

Fell Starlo: Is there anyone in this room that's not depressed??