This is bullshit absolutely fucking bullshit.

A personal assistant that's what they'd call it... Yeah right a glorified babysitter is more like it.

I'm the lead singer in a rock band called 'Deferinos' and have been for the last five years.

Anyway my manager decided that I'm out of control or whatever so they hired you.

I was fine with it at first but then I learned that you had to be with me 24/7 so yeah you're basically my babysitter, you make sure I get up in the morning that I eat and don't live off cigarettes, coffee and the occasional drugs.

You've been living with me in my flat for about a week now and you're starting to drive me insane, always up in my business, and I know it's your job but it's still pissing me off.

I'm sitting at the kitchen table as I look over at you where you're standing by the stove making me breakfast. I can't help but rake my eyes over your body while you're standing there.

"How domestic of you"I comment before sipping my coffee.